Day de Dada Staten Island Mad Lib Manifesto 2008

We the hotties of Staten Island,
in order to form a more perfect drainpipe,
establish quarantine,
insure domestic alligators,
excuse me for the common aardvark,
promote the general pizza,
and secure the blessings of pickles
to ourselves and bathtubs,
do ordain and establish this Day de Dada manifesto.

We the alligator of Staten Island,
in order to form more perfect sweat,
establish pencils,
insure domestic jewelry,
virago (bitch) for the common water-lily'
promote the general dogs,
and secure the blessings of action script
to ourselves and Bjork,
do ordain and establish this Day de Dada manifesto.

We the carburetors of Staten Island,
in order to form a more perfect parsley,
establish circles,
insure domestic chairs,
proliferate for the common jail,
promote the general jubilation,
and secure the blessings of Chuckie Cheese
to ourselves and tutus,
do ordain and establish this Day de Dada manifesto.